The ‘slice-o-matic’ is really lazily named.
Dude and his wife just arrived and they’re almost twins. He’s maybe an inch taller and a bit more buff, but clothing/hair/shoes twinned.
Choose your body! Mini-muscles like Gwenyth or Maxi-muscles like Cameron? http://t.co/l30OAAu9 (The dumbest thing you’ll read today.)
RT @FleurYvette: Ever see a security guard & just know that u are S.O.L. if you had to rely on them??
Co-signed. “@donyaluana: there should be a law against putting red onion in anything. (chipotle’s corn salsa to be more specific)”
RT @TheOjibweOutlaw: C’mon Natives! Lets get #TeamBigBen trendy. He’s in the NBDL (NBA Minors) and from the Red Lake Nation! I’ll give y …
RT @fakedansavage: Fuck “9, 9, 9.” Bring back 8, 8, 8 plan—eight hours of work, eight hours of family time, eight hours of rest. #livin …
RT @carrieholistic: Not enough time in a life.
RT @MPRnews: Zygi Wilf’s new $19 million New York City Park Avenue apartment. A @NewsCut post. http://t.co/UNvePNHJ
